This worked up until today. Well try anyway but I will spoil it for you if it doesn’t work anymore.

Go to www.google.com and type in Chuck Norris, then click ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’ (I had never done this before, I obviously never felt lucky).

Did it work?

If not go to: http://www.nochucknorris.com/. Or see the below screenshot:

chuck norris

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Why? I’m guessing dad thought he was hilarious…

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So thanks Alex from spicydesign.ca for sending me this, very nice indeed. Now I guess because you are a graphic designer that you actually made this yourself. I have to ask the question…. Why??? Was it something on your mind? Something you worry about? I have to know, seriously, share your thoughts or your kinky wishes with all!

PS - Is that your cat?

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So this guy is a bit of an arse but I guess he had had enough.

However the victim triumphs

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Okay, so I don’t know if I believe this one, but what the heck If any women want to get back at men with a similar display email me at fun@funsup.com.

So it’s proven. Women are evil! Who knew?

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hehehehe enough said

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I have never been a fan of buying things on ebay, but if I had been in the market for a BMX and come across this guys ad I think I would have opened my wallet. You have to check out the Q&A at the end

This sales description for a BMX is the best ad in the history of everness!

Seller’s description

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind.

Questions from other members

Q: Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your…
A: Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don’t know where you live, but I might just try guessing….

Q: dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business…
A: Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn’t come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It’s pretty blurry, but it’s…

Q: How long are the skids that this bike can do?
A: Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.

To find the original ebay version go here.

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We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids.

But when Dad is a graphic designer, anything is possible…

It all started out with the innocent baby picture below…

These pictures completely killed us (I was happy to see this ridiculously funny email in my inbox the other day), if you are the originator of these, then hats off to you! I can’t wait for that kid to grow up and passionately hate his dad for giving him his crowning moment before he was 2!

My favourite has to be the Hitler picture, just too funny. Vote for yours and let’s hear your comments.

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